Of all the abominations of the English language, Craigslist (itself appropriately denuded of the otherwise requisite apostrophe) supplies some of the best.
Today's horror is "two towing hicht," for which, I believe, the proper response is "gesundheit."
Not to be outdone, the bad photographers battle back with this Baja Bug which, apparently, is too vibrant with its own badassitude to stay in focus.
Happily, though, the "Ice Scarper" is still available. In July. But, hey, it's only a dollar!